If they didn’t go pro…

If our Braves weren't professional baseball players, what would they be? MollyG and I were talking about this on Meebo IM last week, and we came up with some fun ideas. I'll post ours here, and please post yours in the comments!


Yunie and Martin - Nightclub owners in Miami
Huddy - Stand-up comedy
Chipper - Working full-time on Butt...er...Buck Commander
JJ - see below :)
Lowe - "That guy" in your office
Medlen - Motocross racer
O'Flaherty - The cute history teacher at a high school
Jo-Jo - Sanitation engineer
Billy Wagner - Tire shop owner
MattE - Youth minister, obviously
Schafer - You know Leo on That 70s Show? Yeah... Leo.


J.J. - toothpaste ad model
Kenshin - Ninja, couldn't resist
B Mac - Biology teacher, no clue why but he looks like one to me especially with the glasses
Brooks Conrad - Calvin Kline underwear model, thank you rookie hazing [LT: !!!]
Yunie and Prado - totally agree with you on the Miami club owners
Gonzo - Gangster, that's all I can think about when he wears those suits
Blanco - Latino Pop Boy Band member, no clue if he can sing he just has that cheesy smile
Chipper - Part time Mechanic, full time Nascar fan
MattE - Youth minister
Jordan Shafer - Eminem's protege
Peter Moylan - Tattoo artist
Tim Hudson - High School Baseball coach, I just don't see him away from baseball

Thanks for the idea, Molly! :)

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